Saturday, 26 November 2016

SECRETS TO PASSING UTME (UNIFIED TERTIARY MATRICULATION EXAMINATION)



               
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     I actually want to say congratulations to those of you that have passed UTME and to those that haven’t, you on your way to becoming one of them. Pause for a while, you might actually be wondering could this be it? I’m assuring you that by the time you are done reading this article, you will be astounded and astonished by the content in it. The truth of the matter is that 50% of the candidates taking UTME every year have written it before. Some 2nd sitting, 3rd, 4th, etc. UTME is as easy as A, B, C. UTME is written by millions of people in the Nigeria every year and it’s been recorded that averagely 57% score above 200. 200 is even a cheap score. You can aim at 300 over 400. It’s possible. Are you not tired of giving JAMB free money? To be sincere, the gravity of failures in UTME is unbearable. I just you hope you take your time reading this article.
                    In addition, everyone’s reason for failing UTME is different. Some due to inappropriate preparations, improper time management, malfunctioning of the system, wrong focus while reading, etc. Although I’d say not their fault, also their fault. You might be wondering why I said so. Que sera sera “What will be will be”, but you have the power to change that sentiment. Not to prolong the issue on ground, I’m going to tell how to pass your long waited UTME and not only pass, but pass exceedingly. Take a look at yourself, do you believe in yourself? If not you need to create that mind set in you that you are capable, you can do it. Believing in oneself is the first key of success. When you believe in yourself, no one can encumber you, you’ll see yourself above all circumstances of life no matter the condition at hand.
                    Also, pick the subjects that correlates with your field of study. Choice the one you are better off with. For example, I’m aspiring to study to study Economics, I’ll prefer to do economic than government because I prefer it to government and I’m better at it compared to Government. Don’t choose a subject because a friend of yours did so. Pick what you know you can boast of. We should all know that by now I think. Make a quantified and qualified time table for the exam. 24 hours make up 1 day. 4 hours in the day, 4 hours in the evening/night. You must be disciplined to your time table and your time table should be constructed in a way that it suits you. Some of you reading this might be wondering “Is 8 hours not too much”? Okay, fine. Our brains are different. You should be able to spare at least 5 hours in a day if you must really score high marks.
                    Devote yourself to reading every day. You must learn new things every day if you want to develop yourself. Reading hard won’t help you but reading well is the key to success. You must learn how to read smart. Jot down important points and things you are likely to forget. You will see that along the way, you will get used to reading and it will be a habit for you in all perspectives of life. Don’t forget to be determined in whatever you do. Remember hard work + determination brings success. Also be focused, set a palatable goal; what you aim at scoring, work towards it in sincerity and avoid distractions while reading. Read wide. Questions can be brought from any angle. The truth is that you can’t say you have finished reading everything. “Knowledge is proud because it knows something, but wisdom is calm because it knows no more”.
                    Furthermore, as you are reading, solve past questions. It has been deduced that JAMB is fond of repeating questions at least 20%. Solve past questions until you can solve no more. Two weeks before your UTME, revise all what you’ve read. Some might say they can’t revise all they’ve read. I understand. Pick up your well packaged, updated and resourceful jotter in case of such situations. You might not really see the need to revise but try to revise, you’ll find out one or two things that you’ve forgotten. It’s normal for our brain to act like that. 2days to your exam, make sure you have your necessary materials with you. Your UTME slip, working paper, pencil, etc. The most indispensable point of you passing your exam is God factor. You need to pray every day, from the day you acquired your UTME form till the day of your examination be it a Christian, Muslim or traditional worshiper. I know some of you might be asking “why”? , the answer to your question is what you are thinking about now. God might favor you on the exam day in which you might be surprised. God knows it all. He might even prevent you from using a faulted system which is normal to happen to some candidates. That’s God favor for you.
                    However, before I round up this topic, don’t forget to be time conscious because your exam is computer based and the computer won’t wait for you. You should get used to that because I hope you would have practiced timing yourself while solving past questions. Don’t delay yourself on questions that you find it difficult to answer. At least, choose any answer, your probability of getting it correct is 25%. Take note of such questions, when you are done answering all the questions, you can now come back to rack your brain on them. Lastly, you must sleep at least 18 hours the previous day of your examination day so that your brain will be relaxed enough for the D – day. Happy reading. With this few points of mine, I hope I’ve been able to convince and not confuse you on “How to pass UTME”. Thanks you.
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CRAZY FACTS ABOUT NIGERIA YOU DON’T KNOW




              Here we are going to looking at the good and bad side of Nigeria and their rankings in all categories of the World. Nigeria is not only known for bad things only, many people have condemned the country, and some say it’s a corrupt country. Some believe nothing good can come out of it but let’s not forget our history and how we have affected the world positively. Let’s remember that “as a bee stings so does it produces honey”.

               Good facts about Nigeria are:  

1.       Nigeria is the most populous country in Africa and the 7th in the world with a population of over 160 million people.
2.       “Niger River” in Nigeria is West Africa’s largest river, 3rd in Africa and 14th in the world having 4,180km.
3.       Nigerian movie industry “Nollywood” is ranked the second largest producers of movies in the world, producing up to 200 movies every single week. Bollywood (India) - 1st, Hollywood (America) - 3rd.
4.       Nigeria’s “Third Mainland Bridge”  is the longest bridge in Africa and 7th in the world measuring about 11.8km
5.       Nigeria is the 12th largest producers of crude oil in the world (averaging 2,525,000 barrels per day) and the 8th largest exporter, 10th largest proven reserves of petroleum in the world. Petroleum contributes to more than 85% of the total government’s revenue.
6.       Nigeria’s businessmen “Aliko Dangote” is the richest man in Africa, 51st in the world having a net worth of $12.3 billion naira.
7.       Nigeria has over 500 languages making it the 4th most in the world
8.       Nigeria (Yorubas) has the highest number of twins conceived in world.
9.       Nigeria is the 3rd optimistic country in the world.
10.   Nigerians are the most religious in the world.
               As we all that everything that has an advantage must also have a disadvantage. Although, Nigeria is a good country, it also has its own bad side which has affected and is currently affecting the world as a whole. I’m proud to be a Nigerian but I must say the truth we have spoilt a lot of things especially in this our period “recession”.                                 Bad facts about Nigeria are:                                                                  
1.       Based on amount squandered, of an income of $81billion per year, Nigeria is the most corrupt country in the world
2.       Nigeria has the Africa’s most deadly roads.
3.       Nigeria terrorist group “Boko Haram” – a militant Islamist group in Nigeria” is the 4th dangerous terrorist in the world.
4.       Nigeria is struggling with an economy that hasn’t really developed compared to his neighboring countries around it.
5.       In general, Nigeria ranks 1st with W.H.O as the countries having most health issues in the world.

Wednesday, 23 November 2016

WISE AND FUNNY QUOTES/FACTS OF THE YEAR





               Here are some funny and wise quotes of the year which would make you laugh out your ribs and think about life. Here they are:
1.       Attention guys, if you have any girlfriend fooling you around, forget her…… The black American girls will arrive next week (thanks to Trump).
2.       Your age doesn’t define your maturity, your grades don’t define your intellect, and your rumors don’t define who you are.
3.       Everything happens when it needs to happen, but don’t wait for extraordinary opportunities. Seize common occasions and make them great.
4.       Supposing I am ready to say YES to whatever you ask, what will you ask me for?
5.       That ugly moment when your girlfriend throws you on the bed, trying to be sexy, but you hit your head on the bedstead and die, HELL FIRE straight.
6.       That awkward moment when you are laughing with your crush, then a heavy catarrh jump out of your nose, FATHER LORD TAKE MY SOUL.
7.       I was sitting for USE OF ENGLISH at a JAMB EXAM, I shaded the ones I knew, waiting for manna from Heaven. Then I decided to copy a beautiful girl sitting beside me through the help of my long neck. I was in number 21, while she was in number 65, time was running out. I quickly thanked God and started shading along with her. We got to number 98 together, suddenly she looked up, caught me and shouted in a low tone; “What are it? Why is you dey copying me? Copys! Copys! You is not shaming! As big as you dey! You is a dull boys! You are a disgrace to your manhood.” I shouted heeey! heeeyyy!!! Who get eraser eeehhh?!!!
8.       The same boiling water that hardens the egg, will soften the potato! It depends upon individual’s reaction to stressful circumstances!!!
9.       A guy posted on Instagram “All ladies are recharge card; use and throw”… And I replied on the comment “Which network is your MOM?”… And he blocked me….did I say anything wrong?
10.   God help Naija*** because someone don’t have #50 naira for transport fare, he trekked and trekked under the hot sun until his shadow left him and entered bike.
11.   Eat BREAKFAST like a KING, LUNCH like a PRINCE and DINNER like a BEGGAR would help you live longer.
12.   After surviving a serious accident, an Igbo man woke up in the hospital after being coma for good five days and saw his wife and his kids, the first question he asked was… WHO DEY SHOP?
13.   In a family where the husband earns #150,000 every month, and the wife earns #1millionevery month and they both work in the same company, and the kids are lacking parental care and love, who among them should resign to take care of the kids?
14.   I laugh seriously when I hear people say Bill Gate and Mark Zuckerberg dropped out from school and still made it very big in life… My bro and sis… shine your eye.. They dropped out of Harvard University and not UNILAG.. A Harvard University drop out is equal to a PhD degree holder in UNILAG. Better face your studies!!
15.   Kofi: - do you trust girls at all? Kojo: - I stop trusting girls ever since one girl told me that her father has an ANDROID CAR.
16.   Heeeeeeey! My younger brother will not kill me ohhhh. I just asked him the opposite of BAD and he told me BADDEST.
17.   You are dating other people’s sisters yet you don’t want to see any guy with your sister, calculate the Percentage Error in your thinking capacity.
18.   You are a girl and you have dated 20 guys with hard labor, use the law of diminishing return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy?
19.   You can’t give your wife #200 for a pot of soup, but you spend over #500 in bars and restaurant, calculate the radius of your stupidity, take pie=3.142.
20.   The hardest job you can ever do in life is to work on yourself to be better than you are yesterday.
21.   WE NEED YOUR RATING!!! Babaginda……..C6,    Abacha……..D7,    Abdulsalami………C4,    Obasanjo……….C4,     Yar’adua…….B2, Goodluck Jonathan………C5,     Buhari….. Is What???
22.   Wickedness is when you put 10 male and female Kenyans in front of kids and ask them to sing, “ all things bright and beautiful”#kenyavsnigeria.
23.   The fact that I’m here doesn’t mean I can’t get there, the only difference “here” and “there” is T which stands for TIME.
24.   After buying iPhone 7 for 400k and Bae smashes it because she saw your chat with another girl on WhatsApp… Before I’ll start anything I’ll order wheelchair from Jumia first.
25.   The funniest Christian song is “Yayi yayi Yesu yayi” and after the 1st line, everybody starts to speak in tongues, Is it a lie?
26.   #1000 Ways to Die in Nigeria, No 736, When your mother calls you Oponu, reply her with Iya Oponu then you will know that the lord giveth and taketh.
27.   Instead of spending about 500,000 naira on Iphone7…. You can buy 22bags of rice and send it to your village… They will release your destiny.
28.   I pray you all will marry the last person you kissed recently. Do I get an “Amen” or “God forbid”?
29.   If she can cut more than 5 onions without her shedding tears or her eyes turning red & watery, brotherly, stay away, she won’t even cry a your burial.
30.   Father buys a lie detector that makes a loud beep whenever somebody lies around it. The son comes home in the Afternoon. Father asks him, “So you were at school today, right”? Son: “Yeah”. Detector: “Beep”. Son: “OK, OK, I was in a cinema”. Detector: “Beep”. Son: “Alright, I went for a beer with my friends”. Father: “What?! At your age, I wouldn’t touch alcohol”! Detector: “Beep”. Mother laughs: “Ha ha ha, well he really is your son”! Detector: “Beep”
31.   Little Johnny asks his teacher, “Mrs. Roberts, can I be punished for something I haven’t done?” Mrs. Roberts is shocked, “Of course not, Johnny, that will be unfair!”. Little Johnny is relieved, “OK Mrs. Roberts, sorry, I haven’t done my homework.”
32.   Hundred ways to die in Nigeria, The moment when your trouser zip pin your dick.
33.   People will hate you, rate you, and break you. But how strong you stand is what makes you.
34.   I just asked her how school? And she said she has graduated. Then I asked her “have you done your NYSC?” She replied: Seriously, I didn’t do that course, because it is purely calculations. #I FELT LIKE CRYING.
35.   That awkward moment after washing, cleaning and cooking for your boyfriend & he says, “THE PERSON THAT WILL MARRY YOU WILL BE LUCKY”… My sister Please Hit Him with a Frying Pan 4 Manual Reset…..
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